I'm watching you (not in the creepy way)

I'm watching you
And all the things you do
I'm watching you
And all the things you do
To me
You see
You never were that cool
To me
You see
You turned into a fool
I'm watching you
And all the things you do
I'm watching you
And all the things you do
To me
You see
You always were a cunt
You see
To me
You never meant that much
To me
You see
You never were that cool
To me
You see
You turned into a fool
I'm watching you and all the things you do
I'm watching you and all the things you do
I'm watching you and all the things you do
I'm watching you and all the things you do

All within 10 minutes

Today:
My cat died.
I opened a letter that informs me that I have 60 days to pay off a debt before I'm arrested for "tax evasion."
A cop came to inspect my house because someone told him I was a drug dealer. (I am certainly not.)

Later I learned that handlebars are easily replaced with a 24 pack of Mirror Pond Pale Ale.  Works just as well.

Strange day today.

(no subject)

 
Growing up
Really fucking sucks
I've got too much stuff
I don't make enough
And soon
I'm gonna turn to dust
I'm gonna turn to dust
And I'm afraid I don't care
I'm afraid I don't care
Growing up
Really fucking sucks
I've fallen down
And I can't get up
And soon
I'm not gonna bother
I'm going to lay on the ground 'till I die
And I'm afraid I don't care
I'm afraid I don't care
Growing up
Really fucking sucks
I wanna fall in love
But I don't love anybody
And soon
There will be nobody
Who will want to fall in love with me
And I'm afraid I don't care
I'm afraid I don't care

 
I hate growing up.